August 2012
sammm-i-am:
Where can I find a male version of me
Seriously..
Things I Never Learned In High School
dontcomecryingtome:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean...
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or even someone...
A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be...
stavesofmysymphony:
not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, dear fucking god, no
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
Watchfymodernfamily:
Modern Family season four teaser commercial.
